Romanian/Romani transplant living in constant fear of eastern european accents since August ’12.

After graduating the most prestigious accounting school in Romania I single-handedly bankrupt the entire country. It only took me two years and it’s my greatest achievement to date.

Shortly after, I got kicked out and sailed for the only place a reject like me could find fame and fortune – New York. I settled on the outskirts of Manhattan (which is now known as BK) where I am currently thriving in a community of Russian bears.

Quick Update: I’m in West Village now with all the cool finance kids.

Recently I started planning for world domination and contemplating birthing my own religion.

I mainly use photography as means to contact the spirit world. So far results have been inconclusive. More research is needed…

My social media presence is…Oh I know! Like this: presence. I liked it at first but now I feel like everyone is trying to sell me hair care products (see picture).