Romanian transplant living in constant fear of deportation since August ’12.

After graduating the most prestigious accounting school in Romania I single-handedly bankrupt the entire country. It only took me two years and it’s my greatest achievement to date.

Shortly after, I got kicked out and sailed for the only place a reject like me could find fame and fortune – New York. I settled on the outskirts of Manhattan (which is now known as BK) where I am currently thriving in a community of Russian bears. They have “the good vodka”.

Recently I started planning for world domination and contemplating starting my own religion.

I mainly use photography as means to contact the spirit world. So far results have been inconclusive. More research is needed…